The definition of a searchengine geek
1. He will go to a SEX fair, because he thinks that SEX stands for Search Engine eXpo
2. He thinks that Query String sounds sexier than G-String
3. Next to all his paintings in his arpartment, he added the ALT-tag with a pencil
4. On his bottom shelf in his refrigiator, he wrote a sign says “supplemental index”, where he keeps all his ingredients, that are not good enough to put elsewhere.
5. On the playground, he hears a mom telling her son to get out of the sandbox, and he offers to help for a monthly fee.
If you want the Danish version, you can read it here: Definationen af en søgemaskinenørd
This post has nothing to do with yicrosoft Directory, but sometimes we just need something to laugh about 🙂
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